dear asians who live beside me,
1.) NO, blasting music with a sweet bass does NOT make you cool. thanks for playing, please try again later
2.) I'm pretty sure the music you're playing is also pretty lame, because I can almost hear the lyrics. again, turning up the bass does not make up for your shit taste in music.
3.) ITS WEDNESDAY NIGHT AT SIX PM. WTF U DOIN. I'm tryin to get work done and you're supposedly raging? wtf.
I don't have anything else to say right now.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Dear "belly dancer"
dear stupid girl at the gym who apparently is in the belly dance club, first of all, you should prob focus on learning to read. thank you ever so much for throwing your trash in the bin that has about five signs surrounding it saying "no trash, please". obviously youre a stupid freshman thats never been to a gym before. those bins are for towels. so now im going to have to go in the bin and get your effing trash out. and please, dont complain about waiting. because i work here and im waiting right along with you for the supervisor to get here. good luck with your belly dancing, and fuck off. thanks.
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
dear girl in my row
dear girl trying to help her friends study right before we take the test, you should probably get your shit straight before telling your friends the wrong damn thing. enmity and amity are NOT that hard to figure out. enmity begins with the same two letters as enemy, so obviously theres a slim chance that would has a positive connotation. i can also think of tons of words that share similar prefixes as amity, and all share positive connotations. even if you dont know as much about language as me, you should still be able to figure that much out. good luck on your test you failure. youre lucky your guy friends finally figured it out for you.
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
dear soulless brothers and sisters
while i am not a TRUE ginger, i am pretty good at fooling everyone that i am. and i have also come to terms with saying goodbye to my soul. i believe it is a fair exchange for what i consider to be a beautiful hair color. i've also come to terms with the weird looks and the way people think i'm a freakish weirdo for 1. wanting to be a ginger and 2. for my obsessive stalking of any ginger i happen to see on campus (not really, but kinda true). the sad thing is, i've only ever come close to achieving my dream of being with a ginger once since i discovered my weird liking for them.. i need to work on that. shout out complete. i need to stop procrastinating.
Dear boy
Dear boy about whom I'm having trouble finding the words to describe because you make me so flustered,
I'm studying, like we've done before several times, and I'm struggling to find that awesome music you always play because it's so chill and helps me study and relax at the same time. I've gone thru several playlists and still felt like something wasn't right. I finally realized that I actually have found the music, it's just not right cuz it's missing you.
I'm studying, like we've done before several times, and I'm struggling to find that awesome music you always play because it's so chill and helps me study and relax at the same time. I've gone thru several playlists and still felt like something wasn't right. I finally realized that I actually have found the music, it's just not right cuz it's missing you.
Dear hardcore gym guy
Dear hardcore gym goer that shows up every day at 6 am to literally ONLY work out your lower body,
I realize that for some reason you have a weirdd fixation on your legs, and, contrary to MOST guys that work out to look good, you focus on your lower body and leave your upper body (arms, chest, abs) basically untouched. However, despite all your efforts (you almost killed yourself one day--you're welcome for saving you from the inclined leg press), I'm pretty sure my calves are twice as large as yours. All that squatting is only serving to give a rather voluptuous and well rounded gluteus maximus. You should probbaabblly stop doing so many squats, although it is impressive that your ass can squat up to what might be 300 pounds. Good job kiddo, and I hope you got some nice jeans for DAT ASS.
I realize that for some reason you have a weirdd fixation on your legs, and, contrary to MOST guys that work out to look good, you focus on your lower body and leave your upper body (arms, chest, abs) basically untouched. However, despite all your efforts (you almost killed yourself one day--you're welcome for saving you from the inclined leg press), I'm pretty sure my calves are twice as large as yours. All that squatting is only serving to give a rather voluptuous and well rounded gluteus maximus. You should probbaabblly stop doing so many squats, although it is impressive that your ass can squat up to what might be 300 pounds. Good job kiddo, and I hope you got some nice jeans for DAT ASS.
Dear crazy girl
Dear girl walking on the sidewalk in front of me,
waving your arms around erratically and moving your head in abnormal patterns makes me (and probably tons of other people) wonder. you look like you maayyyy have escaped from a hospital, and save for the backpack on your back, you also look like you could be a bum off the streets. I'm HOPING you're just on the phone and you're using those fancy hands-free headphones method, BUT I highly doubt it. you should prob work on that.
waving your arms around erratically and moving your head in abnormal patterns makes me (and probably tons of other people) wonder. you look like you maayyyy have escaped from a hospital, and save for the backpack on your back, you also look like you could be a bum off the streets. I'm HOPING you're just on the phone and you're using those fancy hands-free headphones method, BUT I highly doubt it. you should prob work on that.
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