Dear hardcore gym goer that shows up every day at 6 am to literally ONLY work out your lower body,
I realize that for some reason you have a weirdd fixation on your legs, and, contrary to MOST guys that work out to look good, you focus on your lower body and leave your upper body (arms, chest, abs) basically untouched. However, despite all your efforts (you almost killed yourself one day--you're welcome for saving you from the inclined leg press), I'm pretty sure my calves are twice as large as yours. All that squatting is only serving to give a rather voluptuous and well rounded gluteus maximus. You should probbaabblly stop doing so many squats, although it is impressive that your ass can squat up to what might be 300 pounds. Good job kiddo, and I hope you got some nice jeans for DAT ASS.
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